One of those always amusing/annoying 'messages' on the boards outside our numberless local hellfire born again southern baptist churches:
LIFE HAS MANY CHOICES.
ETERNITY ONLY HAS 2!
Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Coke or Pepsi?
You want fries with that or not?
As one of my favourite bumper stickers says:
'Its your hell, you burn in it'
Illustrations by Gustav Dore for Dante's Divine Comedy. Now there is a heaven and a hell worth waiting for if you believe in that sort of thing.